A Message From The President

Please do not be alarmed by the attached two images of my good self on board our Brand Spanking New, 'Grand Prix Class,' Auto-Roll Cricket Roller. Under no circumstances whatsoever am I allowed to be in the driving seat whilst it is motion.

Those above me at our Club have made it blatantly clear that I may only sit upon it for short periods at a time, in clean apparel, at infrequent intervals, when it is not in use and most certainly not if the key is in the ignition!

Best wishes from a frustrated

Roger